I bet you guys thought this was going to be a Boosh / Lux Com blog. Little did you know that I was planning this from the get-go. I would lull you guys into a false sense of security - make you think, “Oh, Alyssa, she’s just bloggin’ ‘bout Boosh and things. That’s nice.” And then when you were nice and comfy I would come at you like a cobra, spitting my Dave Brown feels in your face like acid rain.
Hahaha, I fooled you. x
In other news, Alyssa is off her tits.